Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Daily Horoscopes
SCORPIO youre a drunk piece of shit. It doesnt neccessarily mean youre an alcoholic, it just means you're bored and need to not drink so much and not eat before hand. Career and socially youre where you wanna be, (congrats on mastering Cyber Duck... quack quack! and getting rid of all those negative ppl in your life) even though your feet probably hate you from walking blocks on end in stilettos. Maybe you should contemplate not picking up your blackberry when youre drunk and cleaning the vomit off the floor. Stop trying to act so tuff, because everyone knows youre a huge softy at heart. You have a lot to learn young Scorpio, no frets bc you're a quick learner and life is good. Keep drinking that gatorade and that hangover will be gone in no time... now get to work!
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hey dana, i saw you at 2nd avenue on your bike and singing on your headphones last night. it was cute did you see me?
try not to drink and cycle. bad move.
i actually wasn't. that was pre drink myself into a fetal position.
as i told my dare officer "don't drink and drive.. but smoke and fly"
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